He is the HOAX.

You can spend a lot of time arguing with Trumpsters online and come away completely flabbergasted. Despite evidence, despite video, despite direct quotes from previous "presidential" tweets, there is no budge in their spirited defense of the "man" many call the Second Savior.

Case in point: the Hoax.

Let's be clear, Captain Ouchie Foot has used the word Hoax on many, many occasions.

Climate Change:Hoax

Obama's Birth Certificate: Hoax

The Grab Em By The Pussy tape: Hoax

The Stormy Daniels allegations: Hoax

The Mueller Inquiry : Hoax

The Ukraine Extortion : Hoax

And now the coronavirus: Hoax.

Stop the presses, the Red Hats will scream. He never called the coronavirus a hoax. He called the media coverage and the Democratic response a Hoax. I believe that's an accurate portrayal of their weak defense.

And it fails on so many fronts.

First off, it is impossible and fruitless, to parse out the words of our bumbling, inarticulate, word salad spinning Commander in Chief, who it appears, has a terminal case of diarrhea of the brain.

Also, what difference does it make?

It is clear, in many other statements, "This thing is contained", "The numbers are going down", "We'll soon be down to zero", and "this thing will just go away." So, he just minimized the fuck out of a deadly worldwide outbreak but he never directly called it a Hoax.

Moreover, if he knew it was a pandemic ("I knew long before the experts did") why would he refer to anything as a Hoax?

Perhaps what he meant was the media and the Democrats were guilty of foisting a Hoax on good, hard working real Americans (his supporters.) But that too does not stand up either. The media and Democrats were not overreacting. Everything they warned about has come to fruition.

We now find ourselves as the country with the most CV cases as well as the most CV deaths on the planet, (USA, USA, USA.)
No Hoax about that.

People are contracting the virus in exponential numbers. And not because we let those people on the cruise ship step foot on American soil.
No Hoax about that.

And we are and continue to be woefully unprepared for this whole mishegas.  Not enough tests, not enough masks, not enough beds, not enough leadership.
No hoax about that.

The only thing we're not in short supply of, is his fishbrained, incompetent jackfuckerry.
No Hoax about that.