Thursday, April 23, 2020

The American Myth of Invincibilty


They put us in danger in 2016.

When faced with a choice between a Yale Law School graduate, with an actual degree and IQ, a woman of substance and achievement, versus a reality TV "star" with known connections to NY and Russian mafia, a penchant for cheating, lying, and pussy-grabbing, a man who could not cite one Bible Verse or one favorite book he had ever read, they opted for the draft-dodging, fishbrained cockwomble.

They put us in danger in 2019.

When confronted with documented, audio and first hand accounts of this shit-stain "leader" using the power of the presidency to extort foreign allies to do his political dirty work in order for him to remain in office, and out of the reach of Johnny Law, they pressured their Republican Senators to ignore the Constitution, refuse to remove him from office, and yield to the whims of this Russo-puppet, unAmerican American "president."

And they're putting us in danger now.

When presented with scientific data and proof that the stay at home policy has reduced deaths, slowed the contagion and allowed certain countries like South Korea to begin to return to some new type of normalcy, they donned their AR 15's, camo pants, filled up their canteens, and mocked up misspelled signs and took to the streets. To fight for their God-given Constitutional rights: their right to a haircut, their right to a Popeye's Spicy Chicken Sandwich, their right to manifest their boundless ignorance and put fellow Americans at risk and deny them their pursuit of life, liberty and happiness.

If you ask me, and nobody is, it all stems from this unfounded, unwarranted, and unbelievably fallacious notion of American Invincibility.

"Oh sure that virus can kill those little yellow and brown people in other countries, but it ain't gonna take us down cause we're 'Murikans, god dammit."

That's not an actual quote from one of the protesters, but I contend it's an accurate amalgamation of all their pea-brained thinking.

If I may digress for a moment.

You will often hear high school students bemoaning the fact that they have to take math. More specifically, Algebra. Stating, perhaps quite accurately, "Why do I have to know this stuff, I'll never use this shit ever again in my life?"

Might I suggest now would be a good time to know a little about the exponential growth of this highly contagious disease. Because if these clueless chowderheads understood how fast and how deadly and how destructive this virus could grow, they'd take the time to review some elementary algebra...


And then they'd slip out of G.I. Jonestown gear, back into their sweat pants and park their fat Kentucky Fried chicken-fed asses in front of the TV and binge watch some Duck Dynasty.

Also, Fuck Them and Fuck Trump.



1 comment:

Warren Eakins said...

Yeah, but how do you really feel about these people Rich?