This one goes out to Mark

This is a direct quote from June 9, 2018. When asked how he would know whether North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un would be a serious negotiator, President Mushforbrains responded, "I think within the first minute, I'll know." Adding, "It's just my touch, my feel, That's what I do."

If only Britain's Neville Chamberlain had been blessed with that special power in 1938.

One may doubt the veracity of his superhuman character judging talents. Particularly given that everyone he surrounded himself during his first term office turned out to be either a "Total Loser", a "Moron", a "Low Intelligence Person", a "Grandstander", a "Backstabber", "Overrated" or, given his own limited vocabulary, some mish mosh combination of all of the above.

I'd provide you with the names. But pointing out the monumental ineptitude of 2016 - 2020 did little or dissuade 77 million cretins from putting this Fleshbag of Incompetence™ back in office.

So let's turn our attention to who he surrounded himself on this go-round, as we circle the toilet bowl into a dark abyss of clueless fascism. 

Leading off there's puppy-hating Kristi Noem, our new Homeland Security Secretary. She loves to get dolled up and play Barbie in her various costumes and accoutrement. What she doesn't like doing is reading the US Constitution. In a Congressional hearing last week, she stated that habeas corpus, the very cornerstone of Western Civilization, "gave the President the right to snatch up any undesirable on the street and ship him or her out of the country."

That's 180 degrees from the definition as stated by our rolling-in-their-graves American forefathers, you know, the ones held in such high regard by Red Hats.

Next up there's Party Boy Pete, aka our new Secretary of Defense, a sotted half wit and would-be local newscast meteorologist, who, charged with the security of 330 million Americans, sloppily chaired a chat room on an unsecured platform and invited an unsuspecting journalist to listen in as American military forces were bombing Houthi rebels in Yemen. 

I know 99.7% of Americans can't find Yemen on a map and have no idea who's who in the Houthis, but doesn't this demand immediate resignation. I guess it doesn't matter to our "Suckers" and "Losers" in the armed services. 

Not to be outdone, our new Secretary of Health and Human Services, RFK Jr, was recently seen swimming in a DC creek (with his grandchildren) known to have high levels of feces and potentially fatal bacteria. I wish I were making this up but it doesn't seem all that shocking considering his 14 year long Heroin addiction, his Brain Worm and his compunction for picking up bear carcasses (carci?) to be relocated to New York City's Central Park.

Am I going to go through the entire cabinet? No, I am not. Suffice to say their level of qualification is just what you'd expect from the large man on the right who is grimacing and probably dropping a deuce in his presidential diapers.

Last week, I was privately chided by a clueless B2B freelance copywriter, about my inability to weave satire into my political rants. Sorry Mark, the surreal pathetic totality of what we see here is beyond satirization.