The ADCs of Adrenochrome

 It's Thursday and I almost made it a week without mentioning Donnie Two Dolls, Pencils and the $400 million plane gifted to Precedent LumpyTits™ from our longstanding ally and paragon of free world democracy, the Qataris.

But as I was going over my list of possible R17 topics to address, I came across a cryptic reference to Adrenochrome. I suspect many of you don't know this as it stems from the 4th Ring of Ignorance in the deep abyss that is Red Hat World.

I'm happy to provide a primer. 

I don't recall where I came across reading the latest adrenochrome story. It might have been something related to Marjorie Taylor Greene or bacteria-loving RFK Jr. I've been in Palm Springs the last few days with the intention of relaxing.  But my short term rental had other ideas including a light fixture in the Master Bedroom that wasn't functioning at all. And my new automatic garage door opener that was functioning too much, going down and then up, ad infinitum.

Thank god for YouTube videos. And my growing ability to fix things -- a sure sign of aging.

Adrenochrome is a chemical compound produced by the oxidation of adrenalin. It was first brought to light by Aldous Huxley and brought to even greater light by Hunter S Thompson as a recreational drug that could produce fantastic hallucinations.

But all that pales in comparison to what Right Wing Nutjobs (a redundancy, I admit) who claim that Leftists, Radicals, and Democrats, "oh my", are hoarding the drug for their satanic purposes. Personally I don't know why Satan gets such a bad rap. he throws much better parties than St. Peter and the white robe crowd.

I suggest Adrenochrome took a long time to catch on because the folks who don the Red Hat are not fond spelling multisyllabic words, but that could be my cynicism talking.

What they can spell is PEDO, short for pedophiliacs. And it's their contention that the triumvirate of Leftists, Radicals, and Democrats, "oh my", are harvesting small children. Not only for sexual depravities but also to harvest the adrenaline found in the blood of these small kids.

Of course there's no evidence of any of this. In the same way there's no evidence of 'Massive and widespread election fraud in 2020' that gave us President Biden. Who I'm told prefers ice cream.

But here's the real kicker. All of this nonsense is related to an ancient canard that is as old as the Bible, at least the 2nd half. 

This takes us to the 5th Ring of Ignorance, the blood libel that Jews regularly round up small Christian children so they can drink their blood and have something other than bitter herbs for dipping their matzos. I can tell you from experience that never happened at our Passover Seders. That's not to say there wasn't any torture, there was the repeated washing of the hands, the endless baruchas and the reading of the 29 pages before The Festive Meal.

It all goes to show, and apologies to donut-loving Homer Simpson: "Jews, is there anything they can't be blamed for?"