Tuesday, May 20, 2025

Hey Gordon


I hate to get all meta on you, I try not to stare at my own navel to excess (mostly because I hate stretching) but I'm going to give thanks to a gentlemen named Gordon. 

Late Sunday night I saw that Gordo had posted a comment about a post I did on adrenochrome. To be honest it was not my most popular  R17 posting. To be really honest, my web traffic is down -- I take full responsibility for that -- despite being recognized at international airports.

The other thing is, I don't even care. But thanks to Gordy's chiming in, the web traffic showed a substantial spike. I don't get many RoundSeventeen readers from Fargo, North Dakota, but you're welcome here any time Sir Gordon.

You might be wondering what the fuss is/was all about. 

On the topic of adrenochrome, which not many people, including Ms. Muse, do not know about, I gave a little primer on the right wing phenomena and what I thought was a well reasoned debunking of yet another Red Hat conspiracy theory. The same theory that led to PizzaGate, where a Fox News devouring devotee took it upon himself to grab a shotgun and blast into a Washington DC pizzeria and liberate the children who were being sexually abused in the basement.

One problem: the pizzeria didn't have a basement. Just customers enjoying pepperoni pizza and calzones.

I also traced the canard to the long running blood libel against Jews. Moreover, speaking on behalf on my entire Tribe, I said flat-out that people of Hebraic seasonings simply do NOT round up gentile children and drain them of their blood to put on our matzo.

For a long time we had plastic covering on our furniture. I don't see how it would be feasible to have screaming children gushing fresh blood through the foyer and into the recently remodeled living room. Like you, Gordy, my father worked long and hard to pay for that couch from Bambergers. 

Nevertheless, my new friend from Fargo took time from his nightly viewings of the 700 Club, to accuse me of being evil. And in a deleted comment, called me a pedophiliac. 




Dem is fighting words, Gordorama. Next time I'll be less generous with my photoshop skills and print your name and your not-so-flattering face.

Not sure if he's ever met Tribe member but we have a little axiom: "You poke the Jew, you get the horns."



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