Thursday, August 8, 2024

Mara Largo





According to Economic Times and Yahoo News, our esteemed ex-president/current felon has raised membership fees at Mara Lago, the highly overrated flea bag hotel where the Atlantic meets the border of New Germany.

Perhaps in an effort to sell access to power (should the American people be stupid enough to return this weirdo to office), Grandpa Ramblemouth upped the rates to $1 million. This, for the privilege of enjoying his 24/7 omelette bar, free ketchup and proximity to overly made up silicon queens who believe they're living their best life.

It's a bargain, right?

Perhaps many of you new R17 readers don't know this or have chosen to forget, but there was a time when I thought that I, too, would like to be a member of this prestigious club. And actually reached out to Willy Ruiz, the Mara Lago Club Membership Director to inquire about what would have been the opportunity of a lifetime.

Because of a slew of other things going on, I've chosen to repost those inquiries for your amusement. Suffice it to say, I can no longer afford the price of membership at this now more exclusive joint...

Here then is my extensive correspondence with Willy (in chronological order):

https://roundseventeen.blogspot.com/2019/10/lets-join-golf-club.html

https://roundseventeen.blogspot.com/2019/10/lets-join-golf-club-saga-continues.html

https://roundseventeen.blogspot.com/2019/11/world-class-prestigious-fabulous-doral.html

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