Thursday, January 9, 2020

He's a Genius!

"No one knows more about drones than me."

Our fearless leader, Grandpa Ramblemouth, actually said that.
Out loud.
In front of reporters.
With TV cameras.

How much do you think he actually knows about drones?
Do you think he can explain their ability to fly?
Or propel themselves forward?
Do you think he can lay out in detail (because after all no one knows more about this stuff than he does) the technology used by the controller to manipulate the drone? Is it radar? Is it IR? Is it WiFi based?

Let's not forget this is the same clueless, ignorant, braindead schmuck who tried to convince the Navy to abandon their sophisticated aircraft carrier launch systems and replace them with steam. Good old reliable steam. Because, "let's face it you have to be an Einstein to figure out the current new technology."

Yeah, he said that too.

He says a lot of stupid shit. In fact, here's a list of topics President Shitforbrains knows more about than anyone on the face of the planet:

* TV ratings


*Social media

*The Visa system (for immigration not the charge card, though I'm sure he knows a lot about racking up debt)

* Lawsuits (duh)


* Campaign Finance

* Taxes

* Borders

* Democrats

* Infrastructure

* Renewable energy

It's as if the good Lord extracted all the brain power from Stephen Hawking, Leonardo Da Vinci, Isaac Newton, Winston Churchill, Aristotle, Marie Curie, and Albert Einstein, and stuffed them all into one magnificent 239 lbs. gift to all of mankind.

Keep in mind however, this is the same man who doesn't know the difference between your/you're, or there/their/they're, and can't spell hamburger.

Me and my wife were talking about this on one of our traffic-laden jaunts out to Palm Springs. We looked at each other in astonishment. Who in their right minds would ever proclaim, "No one knows more about _________, than anyone?"

No one. Because sane rational thinking people freely acknowledge that whatever we know (on any given topic) is dwarfed by what we don't know.

Except panini sandwiches.

Given my many years working as a short order cook and my inordinate ability to determine proper cheese melting rates vis a vis bread toastability, I have, and I say this with all modesty, become exceedingly proficient with oven roasted turkey, fresh avocado, thin sliced swiss cheese and sourdough ciabatta rolls.

So much so that I am not embarrassed to say, " No one know more about panini sandwiches than me."

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