Thursday, September 3, 2009

The Short Bus

My kids love Yogurtland.

They love picking their own toppings. They love designing their own swirls. And they love creating their own masterpiece of bacterial fermented milk.

I love Yogurtland for a different reason. I love a corporation that truly understands the dimwitted nature of people with whom we share our freeways, our schools, and our voting booths.

For discretionary purposes, I will spare you the instructional sign in the Men's Room.

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