Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Death to Israel

Sadly, Iran's annual "Death to Israel" extravaganza was ruined by pesky anti-government rabble rousers who chose to gather in the streets of Tehran and protest the recent "elections."

The raucous crowd drowned out President Ahmadinejad's claims that the wars in Iraq, Afghanistan and Sudan were all part of a Zionist plot.

Furthermore, his contention that the Jews were behind the Swine Flu, Global Warming and the poor play of the New England Patriots, fell on deaf ears.

Confusion seemed to reign the day as responsibility-shifting Iranians were also heard shouting "Death to Russia", "Death to Britain" and "Death to America".

In a post-rally conference with his advisors, an invigorated President Ahmadinejad laid out plans for next year's Death to Israel rally. And promised to ignore the soaring poverty and spiraling inflation and get back to the important work of scapegoating Jews, hanging homosexuals and stoning women who wear pants.

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