Reeling from the public relations nightmare created by the recent flyover in NYC, military officials have called off their next scheduled photo shoot.
Pentagon brass had planned to detonate a 10-ton hydrogen bomb over the city of Dallas and capture the event on film.
Defense Department officials had chosen Dallas after Texas Governor Rick Perry threatened to secede from the union.
Defense Department officials had chosen Dallas after Texas Governor Rick Perry threatened to secede from the union.
Those plans were scrapped when President Obama caught wind of the Pentagon photo op and uncharacteristically shouted, “WTF!!!”
When asked why top military brass wanted to explode a nuclear tactical device over a major American city, Lt. Colonel Erik MoVinci replied, “We wanted to see what it would look like. I suppose we could have rented a Will Smith movie, but it's all so CGI.”
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