The 2009 Masters Tournament begins today. But as America watches Sergio, Phil and Tiger tame Amen Corner, let us collectively say “Go in Peace” to the Golgotha Fun Park in Cave City, Kentucky.
Here, miniature golfers could enjoy a once in lifetime experience of putting a ball through the Jonah’s Whale.
Or carefully lag a ball up the Hill of Ascension.
Jesus said, “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you, but watch out for the double breakers on the 14th hole, the always-treacherous Sodom and Gomorrah.”
Sadly, the Golgotha Fun Park is going out of business. Another victim in this ailing economy. We can throw billions of dollars at Wall Street, Detroit and the soul-less pinstriped executives of AIG, but where’s the bailout money for the Jesus-Themed Miniature Golf Entrepreneurs of this country?
Where Mr. President?
3 comments:
Very funny. Of course, as PJ O'Rourke commented about the difficulty level of poking fun at Dollywood. "It's kind of like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope."
That woman needs some grip advice.
Let's pray for her.
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