Where's Elon

Like so many in Trump's orbit, who pass by like a fleeting parade of pageant contestants displaying their goods, Elon Musk has disappeared. Just as America was falling in hate with him and his psychopathic-oligarch-in-training son, X19hg7889232788*%#@.

They seemed to have fallen off the face of the Earth. Which is a distinct possibility given the weirdo has his own fleet of space-bound rocket Ships.  

"Roger E., the tower has cleared you for takeoff for Uranus. Don't forget to go to the bathroom before entering the sleep chamber. Have a nice 139 year flight."

All this is not how I, or probably you, saw this unfolding after the very public and seemingly consequential feud that erupted a month ago between the world's richest dickhead and the world's most powerful douchebag. 

Particularly after Elon dropped the Epstein bombshell. 

But Americans, like our lazy, half assed "journalists", have the attention span that can best be measured in metaphorical Angstrom units. Either that or his Bible-thumping Neanderthal supporters don't really mind pedophilia. Or rich old men chasing teenage girls. As long as it's not their own daughters. 

Though in many cases I believe they wish it were theirs.

"Honey, I think we're moving out of the trailer park. Crystal here, is our Golden Ticket."

Epstein, sex trafficking, and mushroom-shaped phalluses are no longer on the front page. Neither are the threats of forming a 3rd political party. Or Trump ripping up the many space and defense contracts assigned to Musk, that could in his own words, "save America trillions and trillions of dollars." 

Know what's on the front page? 

This:

When all the Cheeto-dust has settled, there were no consequences for either man. And I use that word (man), lightly. Elon got a $29 BILLION bonus. And Trump, who never cared if America saw him as a deviant raper of teenage girls only cemented his reputation as a Lady's Man, albeit underage ladies, albeit children. 

In other words, we've been duped. It was all an elaborate contrived con. 

It's the same old story: The rich get richer and America gets poorer.