Welcome to Thursday Thrashing Week #7, wherein I write a personal hand written letter to each of our Republican US Senators.
Let's talk about useless, like:
Tits on a bull.
A screen door on a submarine.
Anne Frank's drum set.
Like Senator Chuck Grassley.
2/28/18
Senator Chuck Grassley
135
Hart Senate Office
Building.
Washington,
DC 20510
Dear Senator,
You are a useless old fuck.
I hate to start out using
coarse language and pejoratives that no United States Senator wants to hear, but
useless was the best and only word that came to mind.
Let me back the train up and
explain that I have assigned myself the task of handwriting letters to each and
every one of our Republican US Senators, men and women like you, who have been
complicit in the immoral, illegal and very likely traitorous administration of one witless Precedent Shitgibbon.
Again, I apologize for the
language, but that man-child is witless.
Today is your turn in the
barrel.
Why, you may ask. Because we
have reached a pivotal point in the ongoing Russian investigation. Rick Gates
has just flipped and is now providing evidence against Paul Manafort. They were
both operating as foreign agents of Ukraine and by proxy Russia. And they were
both laundering dirty money for thuggish oligarchs.
Even if we were to assume
that Captain Fuckknuckle had nothing to do with these criminal shenanigans, the
fact remains that he hired Manafort and Gates, as well as Papadopoulos and
General Flynn. So despite his constant pleas for extreme vetting, he did no
vetting and let these admitted spies into the inner sanctum of our government.
That alone should have you
screaming from the rafters. You know after you empty your Senate bedpan.
Now, let's look at an even
worse and more probable scenario.
I believe, Mr. Mueller will
present copious evidence that your president was not an oblivious
bystander to all this Russian financial fuckery.
I believe that Mueller, a
lifelong Republican and war hero, whose integrity is beyond reproach
(particularly from lowlifes Devin Nunes and Matt Gaetz), will confirm the
charges in the Steele Dossier.
I believe that Americans will
soon be talking about Bayrock and Felix Sater. And that they will be household
names just as Haldeman and Erlichman were some 40 years ago.
I believe the president's refusal to issue Russian sanctions, to take any meaningful preventative measures on our next election and to constantly deflect to Hillary Clinton is a red flag warning to any
thinking, rational warm blooded American patriot.
Which you, clearly are not.
Because in light of all this,
you choose to spin your wheels on the finer technical points of the FISA
application to surveil Carter Page. Carter Fucking Page!!!
You're as useless as the
forward gears on a French tank.
Best regards,
Rich Siegel
siegelrich@mac.com
Culver City, CA 90232
1 comment:
Grassley is responsible for America being less competitive in business. He has been on a decades-long mission to put prohibitive taxes and penalties on US expats living abroad (who already, unlike Brits, file and pay taxes in their home country, above a treaty-agreed threshold). But to be fair he may be duly representing his Iowa constituents in punishing people who learn foreign languages and go to fancy places that have book learning and health care. (I know, Iowa has a strong book-learning cohort, but they are a balkanized minority.)
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