Thursday, March 1, 2018

This asshead.

Welcome to Thursday Thrashing Week #7, wherein I write a personal hand written letter to each of our Republican US Senators.

Let's talk about useless, like:

Tits on a bull.

A screen door on a submarine.

Anne Frank's drum set.

Like Senator Chuck Grassley.


Senator Chuck Grassley
135 Hart Senate Office Building.
Washington, DC 20510

Dear Senator,

You are a useless old fuck.

I hate to start out using coarse language and pejoratives that no United States Senator wants to hear, but useless was the best and only word that came to mind.

Let me back the train up and explain that I have assigned myself the task of handwriting letters to each and every one of our Republican US Senators, men and women like you, who have been complicit in the immoral, illegal and very likely traitorous administration of one witless Precedent Shitgibbon.

Again, I apologize for the language, but that man-child is witless.

Today is your turn in the barrel.

Why, you may ask. Because we have reached a pivotal point in the ongoing Russian investigation. Rick Gates has just flipped and is now providing evidence against Paul Manafort. They were both operating as foreign agents of Ukraine and by proxy Russia. And they were both laundering dirty money for thuggish oligarchs.

Even if we were to assume that Captain Fuckknuckle had nothing to do with these criminal shenanigans, the fact remains that he hired Manafort and Gates, as well as Papadopoulos and General Flynn. So despite his constant pleas for extreme vetting, he did no vetting and let these admitted spies into the inner sanctum of our government.

That alone should have you screaming from the rafters. You know after you empty your Senate bedpan.

Now, let's look at an even worse and more probable scenario.

I believe, Mr. Mueller will present copious evidence that your president was not an oblivious bystander to all this Russian financial fuckery.

I believe that Mueller, a lifelong Republican and war hero, whose integrity is beyond reproach (particularly from lowlifes Devin Nunes and Matt Gaetz), will confirm the charges in the Steele Dossier.

I believe that Americans will soon be talking about Bayrock and Felix Sater. And that they will be household names just as Haldeman and Erlichman were some 40 years ago.

I believe the president's refusal to issue Russian sanctions, to take any meaningful preventative measures on our next election and to constantly deflect to Hillary Clinton is a red flag warning to any thinking, rational warm blooded American patriot.

Which you, clearly are not.

Because in light of all this, you choose to spin your wheels on the finer technical points of the FISA application to surveil Carter Page. Carter Fucking Page!!!

You're as useless as the forward gears on a French tank.

Best regards,

Rich Siegel
Culver City, CA 90232

1 comment:

Théo said...

Grassley is responsible for America being less competitive in business. He has been on a decades-long mission to put prohibitive taxes and penalties on US expats living abroad (who already, unlike Brits, file and pay taxes in their home country, above a treaty-agreed threshold). But to be fair he may be duly representing his Iowa constituents in punishing people who learn foreign languages and go to fancy places that have book learning and health care. (I know, Iowa has a strong book-learning cohort, but they are a balkanized minority.)