In light of the Supreme Court's paternalistic ruling against the TV network's airing of "indecent" words.
And in light of the incredible response to last week's post about compost, I have whipped up a new batch of caca euphemisms:
"I'm gonna let the brown bear out of the cage."
"I have to launch a 'Me' torpedo."
"I'm ordering a complete evacuation of the occupied territories."
"Take an ass divet."
"Planting some offshore corn."
"Air out the root cellar."
"I have to pinch off some intestinal playdoh."
"Graduating a new class of Navy Seals."
"I'm going to UnSuperSize Me."
"Don't go in there I left quite a Carbon Footprint."