He's a Shit machine

It's Thursday. And we're nearing the end of a long, tumultuous week under the new Trump regime or The Fourth Reich as I like to refer to it. 

We've seen the advancement of Tulsi Gabbard, a known Russian sympathizer, to Director of National Intelligence. Pam Bondi, an election-denying bleach blonde bimbo, being advanced to Attorney General. The bear carcass hauling and whale head decapitator RFK Jr., a former heroin addict, advanced to Director of HHS. And we saw the world's favorite Nazi, Elon Musk, breach our most sensitive data systems.

Like I said, it's been quite a week. So I wonder if I can interest you in a little game?

I've spent the better part of the last ten years offering up rational and I believe well informed opinions about our new Reichfuhrer. Much of which, to no fucking avail. Stupid people (and I probably should stop referring to them that way) are gonna stupid.

And if I'm completely and brutally honest, my approach is no less stupid. And so I'd like to take on a different tactic. One of concession, as unlikely as that may be. 

So here's how it works, I'm going to list 10 disgraceful, criminal, unpresidential and downright UnAmerican actions taken by our new esteemed president dating back his first term in office. You can take issue with any of them, in fact I encourage it.

1. Incited an Insurrection and sent thousands of people to the Capitol building to disrupt the counting of certified votes in order to steal an election.

2. Begged Georgia state officials to find 11,780 votes in his favor in order to swing the state red in 2020.

3. Stole Classified Documents and illegally stored them in his Mara Lago hotel, more specifically in a bathroom with lock purchased at the local Palm Beach Bed, Bath and Beyond.

4. Falsely claimed he won the 2020 election with no evidence of any type of "rigging", "ballot stuffing" or "irregularities" whatsoever.

5. Commissioned Rudy Giuliani, Sydney Powell, John Eastmann, Lin Wood and Jenna Ellis to go on a nationwide campaign of disinformation, resulting in ALL these lawyers being disbarred.

6. Attempted to blackmail Ukrainian President Zelensky into launching a dirty investigation of Hunter Biden. Adding, "You don't even have to do anything, my guys will take care of it."

7. Obstructed Justice in more than 10 instances while sitting behind the Resolute Desk -- Mueller Report.

8. Paid Stormy Daniels $130,000 in hush money so she would not reveal the details of his humiliating affair while his wife was breastfeeding his newborn son, Baron.

9. Heartlessly separated immigrant children from their mothers and failed to keep the documents necessary for reuniting them.

10. Falsely inflated business records in NY state, resulting in criminal prosecution of his lawyer, Michael Cohen and his personal finance guy Alan Weisselberg, both spent time in prison.

Here's where the game comes in. Red Hats are fond of saying the system has been turned against their beloved lumpy-titted savior. Adding that so many of these charges and claims are the result of Fake News.

I don't believe that for a second, nor should anyone with any critical thinking skills -- ooops, there I go again. And now the concession part. I will grant any fair minded Red Hat that 50% of the 10 claims I made above are completely false and fabricated.

But only on the condition that they, in turn, grant me the satisfaction of admitting 50% of the charges I have stated are completely TRUE.

Pick any five you like. The result is still the same: an asinine, cold hearted, worthless turd of a man who should be eating gruel out of tin cup while seated on a cement bench at our nation's fine penitentiaries.