As Pakistan teeters on the brink of total chaos, I can’t help but feel a little shadenfruede.
I don’t like to see anybody get hurt, but let’s remember these people are stridently anti-American who, by and large, still subscribe to the belief that 4,000 Jews stayed home from work on 9/11/01 because the attacks were orchestrated by agents of the Israeli Mossad.
This, despite the fact that 500 Jews died in the WTC attacks, representing close to 18% of all the victims.
For the record, Jews account for only 2% of the US population.
Of course there’s something larger, more nefarious going on here.
It’s this whole notion of an all powerful, all knowing, all Jewish conspiracy that has a Matrix-like control over every aspect of our daily lives.
Sometimes, out of curiosity, I’ll visit stormfront.com, a white supremacist website just to see how incredibly dominant my people have become. Apparently, we pull all the strings in the White House, command the media, rule over the Federal Reserve, and even manipulate the scores in hockey games.
If there’s any truth to this massive Jewish World Domination, I can see why Joe Skinhead would be pretty steamed.
But of course, I’d be even madder.
Because I have not been invited to any of the meetings.
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Did you know that New York "Times" backwards is "Semit?" think about it.
Shhhhhhhh!!!
As the Karachi born son of Irish immigrants (which makes your 2% seem massive), I take offense to your remarks about Pakistan. Unless, of course, you buy me a glass of Jameson, at which point all is forgiven. ;)
In lieu of whiskey, do you have any interest in the outcome of any NHL playoff games?
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