I vote to dismantle the GOP

This was 5 years ago. 

At the shabby Veteran's Memorial Center in Phoenix, Arizona. Here, in poorly ventilated and air conditioned building, hundreds of workers, contracted by a questionable shadow company hired by Trump and the GOP, re-examined the ballots cast in the 2020 presidential election.

When they couldn't find any evidence of fraud or foul play, they turned their limited attention and even more limited intellect to the possibility that 40,000 ballots had been stuffed in the boxes by Chinese operatives. 

They even brought in sophisticated electron microscopes (paid for with Russian laundered cash) to hunt down bamboo fibers in the ballot paper. 

Yeah, that happened.

The sore loser of 2020, who also happens to be a convicted felon, draft dodger, serial adulterer and now a confirmed pedophile, was that convinced of his own invincibility. 

It defies logic, until you remember than only months earlier, his personal attorney, America's Mayor, Rudy Ghiouliani held a press conference at the Four Seasons Landscaping Headquarters because of a logistical clusterfuck.

If it wasn't so pathetic and amateurish, it would be funny.

Mind you, these are the same graceless cretins who fired what could be the first shot across the bough of World War III. They lied about everything then. They're lying about everything now. And when they're not actively lying, they're contorting and ignoring the law to cover up lies on behalf of President Bunglefart.

Jeffrey Epstein says Hello.

And now, 74 court cases and many disbarments later, including a trip before his own store bought Supreme Court, his team of flim-flammers have not produced one shred of election fraud evidence. Not even a single fiber of Phyllostachys edulis.

But that is not stopping Captain Ouchie Foot from unleashing his firehose of mendacity in another vain attempt to erase his 2020 loss. He's pushing for the notion of Federal ID election requirements because the fraud that was never proven before, is still happening. By illegal immigrants, of course.

The new Draconian law would require visual proof of American citizenship, a birth certificate and/or a US Passport. 

Can you put your hands on your birth certificate? Mine is sitting in a pungent landfill near the Throg's Neck Bridge. And passports? According to the Department of State, 47% of US citizens do not have a passport. Not surprising, since millions of Americans think going abroad is a trip to Epcot Center.

To put a finer point on this, I know many immigrants in Southern California. They take care of my lawn, they paint my house, they clean up the detritus of my less-than-tidy lifestyle. 

Here's what they don't do: they don't risk life and limb to cast a single vote for a Democratic Presidential candidate and then vote a Republican down ticket. And they certainly don't do it by the millions. Or even thousands. I dare any Red Hat to find me a minion of Mexican men who thought to themselves, "Let's tell the jeffe we can't frame that new house, run down to our local polling place and cast some fake votes for the Democrats so we can sponge off that free healthcare and live high on the hog with those fancy EBT cards."

It's all a self-serving, delusional and deceitful fantasy.

Just ask Hannibal Lecter.