Riddle Me This

 

At this writing, Ex President Lying McLyingFace is the presumed GOP nominee to once again to run in November against President Biden. This comes on the heels of his victory in the New Hampshire primary and his preceding victory at the Iowa Caucus. One which he stated that he had won for the 3rd time in a row.

SFX: Ehhhhhh.

The judges reject that claim. 

For one thing, Captain Ouchie Foot ran unopposed in 2020. And for another thing, he didn't win the Iowa Caucus in 2016. Ted Cruz won. Donnie lost. To which he expectedly replied, "it was rigged."

It wouldn't be the last time we'd hear that. Anytime the results don't please him, he sings the same refrain. He's still singing it. Without any tell tale signs of chicanery to prove it.

But let's give him the extreme benefit of the doubt. 

Let's assume the Democrats, despite all the evidence to the contrary, are that crafty, that devilish, that cunning, that they could rig a nationwide election and leave not one tattered falsified ballot in their sordid wake. 

Does this not beg the question, "If you (President Trump) knew elections -- the Crown Jewel of our Constitutional Republic/Democracy -- were under attack and being repeatedly rigged thus negating the god-given rights of real Americans in a way the Russians could only dream of, what have you done about it?" 

You were inaugurated into the White House, the most powerful position on Earth. 

You had GOP control of the House. And the Senate. And the Supreme Court.

You appointed half wit cronies and loyalists to the DOJ, including an acting Attorney General who once sold toilets custom crafted for men with more than their fair share of manliness.

You had all the levers of power at your disposal to seek out and strongly smoke out these scoundrels who had grown like a cancer on the body electorate.

Surely, if this nefarious Dark Force had been twisting the will of the people and besmirching America, the one country on the planet that God himself had personally blessed, you'd summon all the forces of good to tackle this evil.

Isn't that what you swore you'd do on the steps of the Capitol (how ironic)? You know uphold the Constitutions? Lordy, you had your right hand on the Bible, your favorite book ever? The book with the Two Corinthians?

Seems to me that even before the first case of Heinz Ketchup even made its way into the White House pantry in January 2017, this would be Job #1. 

Maybe I'm naive. 

Maybe the scale, the scope, and especially the cost of such an undertaking would have been prohibitive.

Maybe you should have made Mexico pay for it.