Pssst, want to hear a secret?

Let's talk Mara- Lago. 

Why not, everybody else is. Admittedly, I'm not up to date on all the details of this rapidly unfolding story. At least not as much as I'd like to be when it comes Shitgibbon escapades. Of which I was much more informed.

For instance, during his reign of chaotic terror, the orange douchebiscuit claimed he put together the greatest economy in the last 50 years. Statistics from the US Govt BLS, prove most definitely he did not.

Annual GDP growth, the best and clearest indicator of economic propserity show he never produced an annual rate over 2.9%. The same highmark for President Obama. Moreover he promised GDP growth, rocket fueled I believe he claimed, would soar past 4%. 5% and even 6%. 

In Biden's first year it was over 5%.

Moreover, he said he would reduce our national debt, at an appalling 20 trillion dollars when he took office. Guess what? It was $27.8 trillion when he was done raiding the national treasury and piling up debt for shit like a useless border wall, pork-filled Pentagon expenditures and skyrocketing costs for security for himself and all his sleazy family. Mary Trump, excluded.

He also bragged that because of his stellar business acumen, unemployment had reached a historic low of 3.5%. I don't know if you've read the papers but unemployment is once again 3.5% under the watchful eye of President Joe Biden.

But I digress, let's get back to the latest in a series of crises this fuckknuckle has foisted upon our once great nation. 

The same twatwaffle who tried to blackmail Ukraine into a bogus investigation of the Biden family. 

The same cretinous imbecile who pushed Russian disinformation and spilled Code Word intelligence to Sergei Lavrov. 

The same fishbrained fascist who, according the Mueller Report, obstructed justice in 10 clear instances.

The same flim-flamming TV game show host who had to pay $25 million fine for running a scam University for get rich quick Red Hat losers.

The same ethically bankrupt tramp who incited thousands to march on and then attack the Capitol.

The same narcissistic jackwagon who perpetrated the Big Lie, with no evidence, and failed to execute his Constitutional duty to provide a peaceful transfer of power.

The same sad sack of diseased haggis that sentenced a million Americans to the Dirt Nap because he refused to take any responsibility for Covid.

The same beslubbering wagtail who picked a fight with China and had his fat mottled ass handed to him.

The same fly-bitten coxcomb who promised us a big new beautiful healthcare system but lost it on his way to play his 8,734th round of golf.

Am I laying it on too thick? 

Hardly, because for reasons unknown there are still millions and millions of so-called patriotic Americans who irrationally give him a pass for all his transgressions including the latest, the confiscation of Code Word And Top Secret information that heretofore could only be seen in a heavily fortified SCIF. I leave that to his double digit IQ followers to Google.

He can dance and shuffle the facts anyway he likes, including: I declassified those documents, I was ready to hand them over if someone just asked, the "dirty" FBI (led by a Shitgibbon appointee) planted evidence

to discredit me, but none of it passes the smell test. In fact it all smells like three day old Filet O'Fish samiches.

I do know that had President Obama, or any number of lesser ranking Democrats, done the same thing, the flagwavers, boat paraders and the tiki torch holders would be screaming for blood.

What I don't know is how any of them can find a legitimate excuse for his criminal behavior, but thanks to Jesse Waters, Tucker Carlson, Sean Hannity, Greg Gutfeld, and host of other blinded sycophants, but they most certainly will.