Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Is it safe?

I spotted this in the parking lot of the supermarket the other day. Not quite sure that dentistry is an impulse buy. I'm trying picture the scenario that would deem this service necessary.

Mom comes out of the grocery store.
She starts loading the goods into the back of her minivan.
Then gets a nagging feeling she forgot something.
She checks the bags.

"Asparagus, check.
Milk, check.
Kitty Litter, check.

No, everything seems to be there...oh, wait, I have that impacted molar with the nagging gum abscess. I better get a route canal. Look there's a brightly colored Winnebago conversion ready to attend to all my immediate dental needs.

Hope the ice cream doesn't melt."

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