Mmmm, bacon

A few weeks ago the Egyptian government ordered the slaying of all first born. Pigs, that is.

And for good measure they killed second-born, third-born, etc.

It seems the not-so-scientifically inclined Egyptian leaders decided that if they could eliminate all the pigs they could eliminate the Swine Flu disease. Conveniently ignoring the fact (as Arab leaders are want to do) that Swine Flu is passed to humans by humans.

So, if after a day of touring the Pyramids and the Sphinx, you find yourself hankering for a ham sandwich, you better book a flight to nearby Tel Aviv, where the people aren't particularly fond of pigs but they don't needlessly slaughter them either.

Question: If we were to kill all the bulls in Tehran would that stop the bullshit coming from Ahmadinejad?