
I can’t help but wonder about the necessity of such a sign.
Let’s say there was a huge Pacific Rim earthquake or North Korean President Kim Jung Il set off an offshore nuke that triggered a tsunami, wouldn’t most people with half a brain just naturally head for higher ground?
And what about those that don’t?
“Dude, there’s a 200 foot high tidal wave barreling towards us. Let’s get down to Tanner’s, score a few lattes, fire off some fakie's and grab some goofy foot.”
(Clearly, I don't speak "surf.")
But come on, do we have to save everybody?
I don't want my precious tax dollars being spent to impede the forces of Darwinism.
Can’t we leverage a good catastrophic event to thin the herd?
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