So funny, it hurts.

When you're stuck in traffic there is nothing left to do but trade glances with your fellow commuters in misery and try to decode the various vanity license plates. Once in while those endeavors pay off. 

I spotted this license frame on the dreaded 405 South.

When milk comes out your nose it leaves a white filmy mess.

When soda comes out your nose it tickles and starts a sneezing fit. 

When hot scolding cofffee comes out your nose, well, you just don't want hot scolding coffee coming out your nose.