Stay Unawoke

If only he'd stay that way. Forever.

In case you hadn't noticed, his second term as President of the United States of America, is exponentially worse than the first. For the life of me I cannot understand how millions of Americans put him behind the Resolute Desk, not once but twice. 

Mind you, this "man" once said, "You just go up to them and grab 'em by the pussy. When you're a celebrity they let you." As well as "Quiet, Piggy." And, "I moved on her like a bitch. She had those big false titties."

And he got away with all of it, because he is an alleged billionaire. I don't have billions of dollars or a $400 million jet gifted to me by a terrorist nation. I make one rude remark in 7th grade and it haunts me for a lifetime.

But I'm not here to catalogue the myriad shit of things this low life has said. I would however like to point out the epic fails of things he's had since moving back into the White House, which is now 34% less White House thanks to the mindless demolition of the East Wing.

How's that for starters?

I'd like to proceed with as little editorialization as humanly possible and keep this strictly clinical and factual, should any Trump cultists want to engage in discussion and revisit their critical thinking skills.

* Trump placed tariffs on almost every country that does business with the USA. When asked how he came up with these numbers, he told reporters the formula was based on common sense, deficits and how we've been treated over the years. In other words, the numbers came out of his unbearable-to- think-of ass.

The Supreme Court has nullified those illegal tariffs and ordered Trump to refund the billions of dollars taken in. Not to consumers who paid them, but to his buddies in America's C-suites.

* Trump enlisted the "help" of Elon Musk, the richest man in the world, and his DOGE boys including a man who calls himself Big Balls, to weed out waste, fraud and corruption. The savings were wildly inflated by the same man who said drug prices were coming down 600% (a mathematical impossibility) and Musk was given access to ALL of our collective private data.

Once again, via the Shadow Docket, the Supreme Court ruled that privacy records were violated and DOGE became DOA.

* Lastly, but hardly finally, on February 28 (my birthday) Trump launched war on Iran. In pursuit of "peace" we (because he's our Commander in Chief) dropped massive bombs on the country killing thousands of people including 175 schoolgirls. "When you're president, they let you."

The undeclared war, which we have apparently won, by a lot, is still dragging on. And the Strait of Hormuz is still subject to Iranian attacks, though their military capability has "been obliterated."

I haven't even touched on the nonstop inflation, the healthcare cut backs, the ICE murders of American citizens, the gerrymandering war, SignalGate, J. Edgar Boozer and the appointment of America's worst cabinet member including a former heroin addict/raccoon penis eating bozo, Cosplay Barbie, and Bottom of the Barrel Bondi.

Oh, and I almost forgot, the Epstein Files Coverup.