It's been a while since I have engaged the Illuminati or the Illumination in any meaningful dialogue. And since my correspondence with the Directors at the Bedminster Country Club fizzled out, I thought I'd give the boys in Nigeria another run.
Plus, it's hard to resist an offer like this...
He misspelled Illuminate so I thought I'd follow suit.
For the record, I like Catholics. And count many Catholics among my closest friends. Moreover, my daughters attended Catholic High School. I don't like needles. And I can be quite picky with which fish I eat.
Apparently Tom Dean handed my inquiry off to someone higher in the Illumination chain. Brother James John. That's right I want to speak to the manager.
Brother Jimmy John has wasted no time asking for the money. What he doesn't know is this is not my first internet rodeo.
My digging for Illumination info hit pay dirt and Brother Jimmy John sent me the full low down on the esteemed fraternal brothers. So much data in fact that it won't fit in one screen grab, so here is a copy and paste of his missive (it is chock full of funny shit)...
No brother you’re not gonna eat fish
Congratulations as your application was approved.
Below are some vital information you are to know about the Brotherhood of Illuminati before we can immediately proceed with your initiation.
A brief history of the Illuminati:
Adam Weishaupt (1748–1830), founder of the Bavarian Illuminati. The Illuminati (plural of Latin illuminatus, "enlightened") is a name given to a group where wealth and protection is sort. Historically, the name usually refers to the Bavarian Illuminati, an Enlightenment-era secret society founded on 1st May 1776.
1. Meeting Point of the Great members of Illuminati
Illuminati members can meet in various places at the same time. the internet technologies provide us full free space to have a meeting in any part of the world. you will be fully enlightened on how to meet when you become a full member.
2. Influence of the brotherhood of Illuminati
The explanation of the influence of the brotherhood have spiritual effect, and must not be communicated to a third party who have no interest to become a member. SO PLEASE BE WARNED.
I saw a large amount of money being used to fund the projects of this group, funds that poured in from around the northern hemisphere and the world. Couriers were sent to the corners of the globe, and many of the top financial institutions had a vested interest in bringing this "new world order" to pass. This was discussed in leadership meetings; shown in videos to members of the group, such as the grainy films I saw in the 1960s showing a large round table with 13 members sitting around it, and the words "these are your leaders" spoken as the members rose and pledged allegiance to the coming new order. I will not mention the figures shown in this film in order to avoid the spiritual implications but they were well known, influential, and many were behind the banking system of the modern world.
The Illuminati are funding this coming world order quietly, behind the scenes. We believe that money not only "talks" as the saying goes, but buys media coverage, or silence; protection; and the influence needed to shape our modern world. "As the economy goes, the nation will go," I was taught in my initiation by leaders in this group. They are practical pragmatists, in spite of this, we understand the motivation that drives much of mankind: the influence of this secret hood is wealth and power.
3. Reason for founding the brotherhood of Illuminati
The reason for its establishment was to oppose superstition, prejudice, religious influence over public life and abuses of state power, and to support women's education and gender equality.
4. The Illuminati Hierarchy
We have organize society in an extremely hierarchical, or stratified levels. In fact, the upper level are known as:
A, Hierarchical levels
Illuminati have divided the U.S. into 7 geographical regions, each region has its own regional council, composed of 13 members, with an advisory board of 3 elders at all. These regions have interaction in order to finance, personnel, teaching, etc. Beneath each regional council, the municipal. This is a council of 13 members, of which the head sits on the Regional Council, and provides information about local groups under his leadership. The municipality will also have an advisory council of 3
B, Leadership of local councils in a large metropolitan area look like:
1, Head of the municipality (Regional Council report)
2, Two agents (managers reporting on all the activities that are under its administration)
3, Four administrators (oversee finances, administer, set up group activities)
4, Six major trainers (over trainers in local groups, teach other trainers)
5, Below the top leadership council, will be six people set as informers or intermediaries, who go to local group meetings, interact with local group leaders, and informed the Council leadership.
C, Anarchy levels:
Levels below the leadership council are known as anarchy level. Below the mean level, the groups at the local level. It looks like this:
1, Local "sister groups" (will vary in number, according to the size of a city or cities in the area).
2, Large urban areas may have between ten twenty-seven group.
3, Each sister group will be led by:
a1) Great Priests and monks: this job is rotated every three years, so that different people within the group can assume leadership roles.
b2) Each group will also have different members, with specific roles / positions in the group. These roles will be clarified in Section 2
One thing I want to emphasize to you is the fact that the Illuminati are today generational. There are members born in the group, which is highly organized, as described above. The appointment, which is explained above is common, with minor variations, with most major metropolitan regions around the globe. Centers with smaller populations will be associated with several cities in the region to create a local council leaders, and will be organized according to similar guidelines, and will be grouped together with several cities in the region to create a local council leadership.
5. Benefits of being a member of the great brotherhood of Illuminati
While many people are unaware of the power of the Illuminati, that does not diminish the powerful dedication that they have in creating a better world for everyone. While people today are focused on wealth and caring for their own families, the Illuminati focus on courage, skills, honor, intelligence, on a worldwide scale. The ultimate goal of all Illuminati members is to change the world for the better. Here are just a few of the benefits of being a member of Illuminati.
1. As an Illuminati member and you have a task that needs to be completed, you can be rest assured that other Illuminati members will rise to the occasion and help you to achieve that goal. They will use every resource that they have to contribute to the campaign. When work has to be done, you can count of your fellow Illuminati members to be there to get your back.
2. When it comes to getting a job accomplished, the brotherhood understand the power of using their resources conservatively. This means that they simply do not through everything at a project in the hopes for a favorable outcome. The Illuminati will pace themselves and preserve those resources in an effort to getting the job completed successfully.
3. The Illuminati is not all about having a positive attitude. They take on challenges head on and in the event they do not reach the goal, they do not let that setback affect how they attack the project. One setback is seen as minor, they simply realize what went wrong and make the appropriate corrections until the job has been performed.
4. As an Illuminati member. you do not get all wrapped up in all those discussions about being racist. To an Illuminati member. there is no such thing as discrimination due to your sexual beliefs, your skin color, or how famous you are. The Illuminati is focused on achieving a goal and all people are considered equals during those efforts. The time wasted on racist tendencies can only hurt the efforts of the campaign.
5. As an Illuminati member, you take great pride in the family unit. The utmost importance is placed on helping the family and protecting them at all costs. No Illuminati member will ever sell out another member of the family by airing dirty laundry in public. The same can be said for the country. The Illuminati takes great pride in their country and will not put their fellow countrymen in harms way by revealing information that can be deemed hurtful in any way.
6. Benefits given to a new member after initiation
1. Instant $2,000,000.00 USD
2. Ring of protection to protect yourself and your family
3. International visa to travel to any countries in the world
4. A House of your choice
5. Car of your choice
6. All your wishes will be granted
7. Monthly Salary: $50,000.00 as a member of illuminati
Bearing in mind that you have fully understand the precepts of the brotherhood, you are hereby requested to proceed to the next stage which is the initiation stage.
Below is the initiation process.
In the essence of the initiation ritual and process of becoming an Illuminati, lies a simple thesis: one have to be reborn in order to be accepted. The Myth of Creation is the essence of the process.
It all starts with God, who billion of years ago, had to “commit suicide” in order to be transformed, and reborn. The Illuminati believe that the end result transformation is you becoming a “mortal”, no longer a physical subject, but a mortal. But how can one die and be reborn again? The Illuminati believe that you can only understand death if you experience it, and in a close encounter that is. By undergoing “samsara”, new recruits demonstrate their infinite power, eternal fearlessness, complete knowledge of existence and intellectual curiosity. All that is needed in order to be part of the Illuminati.
So, NATURALLY, the initiation process includes a ritual of sacrifice. For the sacrifice, there are different rituals performed, depending of the Illuminati order.
But now we have modified our sacrificial means. the sacrifice can be performed in the spiritual realm directly from our temples. in this the inductee don't need to be physically present. we buy all the sacrifices rituals materials, and invoke the spirit of the new inductee. then we perform the sacrifice directly from our temple. at the night of initiation, we tell the inductee the little assignment to do. it can be that he should not sleep that night, he/her will be awake, so that he/her will sees all that we do. In this, the responsibilities of buying the sacrifices rituals materials which will be use to make sacrifices to the Lord Lucifer before we can proceed to your initiation, such an applicant must provide the funds for the purchase of the sacrifices rituals materials in the Illuminati temple, the sacrifices rituals materials will cost you
400 US dollars only
Please note that you don't need to physically kill a human being, or an animal as sacrifice for your initiation. we do it directly from our temple, and the inductee gets directly the spiritual effects. you need to make three wishes for us to proceed with your initiation.
Get back to us immediately, so that we can proceed to the nest step which is getting you initiated to become our member.
Best Wishes.
Temple Messenger.
It also gives me a fertile ground to pick from in my stalling techniques.
Naturally, he's unperturbed by all my inane stories and has his eye on that $400. But he's not getting that anytime soon.
At least not from me.
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