Help me

You won't hear a lot of country western music at my house.

You'll hear classic rock, like Zepellin, Rolling Stones, Bruce Springsteen. You'll hear jazz like Ben Webster and Coleman Hawkins . You'll hear Britney Spears, the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus.

But you won't hear country western.

Which makes my 12 year old daughter's obsession with Reba McCintyre so fascinating. For some reason or other, she is myopically focused on Reba. As you can see from the way she doodled all over her copy of Orwell's Animal Farm, she's also got a thing about OMG, extra fiber, stupid and lubriderm.

Naturally, I'm very confused.

And she's only 12 years old.

I can't imagine that in the coming years it's going to get less confusing.