It's been awhile since I posted any scambaiting emails. Loyal readers of this blog will recall my many adventures with internet fraud.
There was my long running series with various zealous members of the Illuminati.
My misguided entanglements with Asian mail order brides.
And my short lived but highly enjoyable battle with the Vice President of Club Membership at Mara Lago, one of my prouder moments.
At the beginning of this year one of former scammers, Ms. Sebrina Jean, returned to my inbox after a six year lapse in our correspondence.
You can imagine how excited I was to hear from a previous paramour -- albeit virtual. And having completed all my household repairs and exercises for one day. I decided to re-engage.
As the hurt, love-scorned Dick Herz.
But Ms. Sebrina is clearly not concerned with the way she has ripped my heart apart. Not to mention my expensive orthodontic restoration.
It's also very clear that this is not "her" first internet rodeo as she's all business and wants to get her hands on my "payments" as quickly as possible.
But things have changed since my last scambaiting adventure. Because now I have AI at my disposal, for only $3.99 a month. And because I have no idea where all my tax documents are for my CPA, nor do I want to look for them, I have a perfect reason to procrastinate and make with the emailing tomfoolery.
It's your turn Sebrina. I eagerly await your response.
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