WTF, America?

 What do you call a guy who:

* Makes fun of people who stutter

* Mocks handicapped reporters

* Cheats on all three of his wives

* Scams would be real estate professionals and then gets fined $25 million

* Pilfers another $2 million raised for charities (veterans and children's cancer)

* Calls our soldiers "Suckers" and "Losers"

* Bangs a pornstar and then calls her "Horseface"

* Insists Hitler did "good things"

* Bankrupts 6 companies and stiffs creditors

* Cozies up to a murderous dictator who seeks to destroy America

I call that man the....

Yet, 75 million deluded Republicans want to call him the next President of the United States of America.

My blood is boiling. 

If I were to pinprick my pinky finger and let out a drop it would burn its way through my distressed pine desktop, through my aging oak floors, make wood pulp of the subfloor and any adjacent rafters and then bore its way through all 73 layers of the earth only to emerge from a remote corner of Tianamen Square before hurling its magma hot membrane into the stratosphere.

Said it before and I'll say it again, "I have never hated anyone as much as I hate this thing." 

That includes a former landlord who spied on the residents of his crappy boarding house. A former boss who used to go over my recruitment advertising copy while chainsmoking in his small office and lecturing me about the nuance of writing Help Wanted ads. And even the angry Meth-Head who lives in a nearby house, is fond of running power equipment at 3 in the morning and letting his dog bark for continuous 4-5 hour stretches at a time. 

And every day that passes, I impossibly hate him even more.

I'm still not over the fact that last weekend while conducting one of his Bund rallies, he literally made fun of President Biden's SOTU speech. Not the rock hard facts and undeniable economic records presented by Biden. But the manner with which they were presented.

See for yourself: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hncASorxwP0

Put that on a loop and watch it over and over again. That is a former President acting more deplorable than any 7 year old schoolyard bully. My brain is still having a difficult time processing the signals being sent by my ears and eyes. 

You evangelicals must be very proud. I'm 100% positive that of the billions and billions of people that have ever lived, Jesus decided to ordain this one our next savior. 

I wouldn't want to be within a yards of this creature. And certainly wouldn't want this creature within a 100 miles of the White House.

I know my friends on the right, the ones who fetishize the flag and like to think, and boast, that we're the greatest country on Earth, but here's a newsflash. Come November, if the electorate of this nation puts Trump back in office, we have not only forfeited any of the aforementioned claims, we have mocked them. 

Mercilessly.

MAHA -- Make America Human Again!