Everything he touches dies.

If anyone has genuine TDS, that is Trump Derangement Syndrome, I guess I shamefully qualify.

In 2020 when our stable genius was tip toeing around the Korean Peninsula and indulging in his late stage bromance with Kim Jong Un, I purchased two ceremonial coins from the White House Gift Shop. Did I think we had actually achieved peace with a nuclear superpower who had and still has the wherewithal to wipe out the West Coast of America? No, I did not.

I bought it as a novelty, hoping to one day hand it down to my two daughters as a family heirloom and no doubt sparking the familiar refrain, "Dad was crazy."

Guilty and guilty. But I do still have the coins in my desk drawer and I got a blog piece out of the ridiculous purchase.

In the same way -- and possibly due to my admitted TDS -- I purchased one share of DJT Media, the holding company as it were behind Truth Social and other tools of the Fourth Reich. When my new financial advisor at Raymond James saw this amongst my holdings he was rightfully shocked. 

Before I signed on with him we had very long talks and my disinclination towards Captain Ouchie Foot was made abundantly clear. 

"So why," he said, "did you buy one share of his vanity stock?"

Like the purchase of the coins, I didn't really have an answer. It could be a TDS-variant of Stockholm Syndrome. Who knows?

I do know that as a shareholder I had plans of requesting a printed stock certificate, alas that was not going to happen. Aaron, my new finance guy, said companies don't do that anymore. 

But, it turns out, I can "purchase" a stock certificate of Trump Media and Technology, as if he knows anything about technology. Let's not forget this doofus was gobsmacked at the way his son Barron was able to turn the computer On and Off in less than 5 minutes.

Not only is the stock certificate available, it's also framed. And signed with the same distinctive John Sanscock that can also double as a woman's bush, as seen on the hand drawn personal birthday card to his best friend Jeffrey Epstein.

I kid you not.

Lastly, if it's any indication of how stupid one must be to invest in the financial acumen of a man who bankrupted 7 companies, and is currently bankrupting America with his fakakta tarriff based economy, the cost of the framed certificate sporting a silhouette of our esteemed shit dropping president, is 5 times the price of his worthless stock.

JFC!