Slay the windmills

I'm afraid America is missing the boat.

The Lamestream Media, with their communist partners in the Democratic Party and their pinko celebrity friends in Hollywood and their 7.5 billion cohorts around the globe, have fooled us. They've faked their illnesses. Built phony gravesites. Put a half a million corpses in the ground. Wailed a trillion alligator tears. And have worked us up into a frenzy with this Coronavirus Hoax.

And that's what it is folks, a hoax. A Plandemic. Fake Nuisance. There must be 20-21 names for this thing, But it's not real. It was all cooked up to make President Donald J. Trump look bad.

Why? Because our president, our mighty stable genius, more mighty and more stable and more geniuser than any other man or woman on the planet has identified the real threat to humanity.

Its wind. And its tool for our destruction, windmills.

My wife can tell you the dangers about breaking wind. She and my daughters are oh so familiar with its deleterious effects. Particularly after Taco Night. But don't take it from me. Let's harken back to April 3rd, 2019.




Chilling, isn't it?

And yet the construction of these killing machines goes on, unabated. And the machines, already built, continue to whir, spreading their oncologolical destruction throughout the land.

Painfully aware of how hard it is to convince people to heed common sense medical advice, I decided to dig into this matter. And conduct my own research, knowing that if I could find an expert, someone from the medical field with unimpeachable credentials, someone who has published a paper on the often ignored field of Noisy Windmill Cancer, perhaps America would start listening.

Here is Dr. Vinnie Boombatz, and a short excerpt from a paper he authored in the Bakersfield Journal of Medicine and Manure.

In addition to the many bald eagles taken down by these oversized turbines, there are untold numbers of small planes that were snatched from the air and now lie in ruin and decay at the base of the tri-blade monsters. 

But the real threat is mitochondrial and intra-cellular. My initial findings show the whirring and the rrrrraa-rrrrra-rrrra sound the windmills make, have caused chromosomal damage in the eustachian tubes. Leukocytes in the adjoining regions of the cerebellum are thus distracted from their function, leading to abnormal growth of malignancies in the temporal lobe. Brain function and critical thinking decreases. 

And people just stupid themselves to death.