Spotted at the El Segundo Shopping Center.
I know this shopping center has a name, I just haven't bothered to learn it. Nor the names of the strip malls across the street from this one. Or the continuous line of strip malls that adorn Sepulveda Blvd all the way down to Pacific Palisades. Frankly I've never understood this Southern California phenomena. It's puzzling, in the same way that the light rail lines don't go to the airport, or to Dodger Stadium, or even to the beach.
Of course what we lack in good planning logistics we more than make up for in discounted prostitution paraphernalia.
"Don't forget about Fetish Fridays here at Ho Goods. All 8" Stiletto Pumps are 50% Off. That's the price ladies, not the stilettos."
"Glimmer and Glitter Body Make Up. Just like you've seen on all the high-earners. Nothing says 'date me for an hour' like a Rainbow Vajayjay."
"Check your calendar girls, Father's Day is just around the corner. Make sure your 'daddy' has a strong pimp hand, with Authentic Manilla Caning Sticks, 10 for $4.99."
"Attention hookers, there is a red light special in aisle 5, where right now you can pick up Zithromax, the world's leading STD antibiotic, in the 100 pill bottle, for just $21.99. Take the fight to chlamydia, Take it the Max, with Zithromax."
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