A few days ago, I wrote about Trump's SS Thugs slaying an innocent woman in Minnesota. I had no idea I'd be penning another post abo...

From the people who brought you "There's no Climate Warming, look at all this snow", meet Coalie.  Oh you're probably thin...

I would never consider myself a foodie. Or a snob, though some may. But I like to give thought to what I put in my mouth. One reason why I...

You kids, and by that I mean anyone under the age of 50 who might still be in advertising, will not remember this but at one time this indus...

I have retreated to the desert. Possibly for 40 days and 40 nights like my semitic ancestors did 3000, 4000 or maybe even 5000 years ago. Th...

In an unprecedented interview with the New York Times, President Trump said "since the civil rights movement, white people have been tr...

Last week I wrote about all the presents I was given this holiday season. Today, I write about the latest gift our esteemed president has gi...

I didn't know when I started blogging this week, but it turns out each of this week's posts is about a holiday present I was given. ...

I have always eschewed the notion of gun ownership. I know myself. I know my temper. I know my neighbor's affinity for running power too...

Somewhere in Arkansas, there's a man named Buford Wayne -- the names have been changed to protect the financially challenged. Seems old ...

Before there were Vikings, there were Vendels. I can't tell you whether Vendels eventually got translated to Vandals, but from my initia...

This is Ellis Island in NYC. If you're like me, you have my condolences. Also, chances are your ancestors passed through this hallowed h...

You're looking at $50 bucks worth of fresh fruit. And no, this isn't a post about inflation, the skyrocketing cost of "grocerie...

  Mr. Bill made his clayish premier on Saturday Night Live on February 28, 1976, the night of my 18 th birthday. I have no recollection of t...

It has been a tough week here at Roundseventeen headquarters.  Nothing to put us in the holiday mood better than another mass killing on the...

As sure as the sun rises in the East, any event of interest to the American people will be appended by a very public commentary by our publi...

  Last week, in an attempt to dramatize the latest horseshittery emanating from our esteemed president's mouth, I posted this picture of...

I have a strained relationship with Christmas. For years, it felt like it belonged to someone else. Not unusual for a man with Hebraic Seaso...

In the close to 17 years I have been writing, maybe 'posting' is a better word because one would be hard-pressed to find any legitim...