Keep your eye on the ball.

I haven't lifted a golf club in a very long while. A blessing for any other golfer who may have ever been on the course with me. Not that I couldn't hit a ball, I could. I just had a difficult time making the ball go where I wanted it to go.

A shot off the second tee box would often land in the fairway. Of the 10th hole. Or the parking lot. Or in the yard of people who couldn't spring for a vacation home on the course but settled for one across the street.

In other words, I sucked at the game. And never got better. Ever. And so I learned my lesson and let my clubs gather dust in the garage.

But you know who does love golf, despite his disjointed Charles Barkley swing and his ample use of the leg iron to make up for his shitty game? Our President. Donald Von Shitzenpants.

This past weekend, which is no different than any other weekend, entailed a trip to Mara Hoggo. This, while millions sat on tarmacs due to the government shutdown, thousands of people were threatened with hunger and the loss of healthcare, and wars --supposedly solved wars -- raged on in Ukraine and Gaza.

Those that defend the indefensible will tell you every president deserves some down time. Which begs the question when does he have up time? And actually work.

They will often further note that Trump, unlike any other president has made huge sacrifices and doesn't even accept a presidential salary. A measly sum of $400K. Just for reference, guys like Mark Zuckerberg or Jeff Bezos, make $400,000 in the short interval of a sneeze, between the Ach and the Choo.

For even more clarity consider the fact that every time our 215 lbs. lump of Trump heads down to Florida, he has to take roughly 300 active Secret Service Agents with him. 

Where do you think they stay?

Many stay at Trump's fleabag hotel. And do you gullibly think they get the Friends & Family Rate (as if that existed)? No they do not. Have you been on a trip lately? A night at hotel room in NYC can easily top $1000. So imagine half of that 300 count roster stayed where Melania won't.

That's 150 SS agents X $1000 = $150,000.00

If they stay Friday Saturday and Sunday nights that $450,000.00 that goes into Trump's pocket. And that's just room. What about board?

They have to eat and you can safely assume they're eating the same ketchup slathered gruel that Captain Ouchie Foot is eating. But unlike him, they're paying the host of all this Griftopolluza. And when I say "they're paying" I'm saying you and I are paying.

This is just one weekend. At last count there were 52 in a year. So I've barely scratched the surface and haven't even mentioned the minibar booze, the South Florida hookers and the in-room Toblerone Bars.

It doesn't take a Physics Professor at MIT to do the math and see the $400,000 deferred payment is nothing more than a sound bite of propaganda. A smokescreen for the millions and billions he, and other oligarchs in his circle, are draining from our Treasury.

If I may paraphrase Winston Churchill, "It's a scam, wrapped in a bamboozle, inside a film flam." 

And 77 million idiots still don't see it.