Stacks on stacks

 

At this writing the government, our government is shut down. Not the first time, in Trump's first clusterfuck administration there was also a shutdown. That one lasted a little over a month. This one is different though because the Democrats are fighting to preserve healthcare subsidies for millions of people currently covered under the ObamaCare program.

We haven't seen the TrumpCare Health Plan™ that was promised in 2020, but it's my understanding it will be revealed in TWO WEEKS.

At the heart of the matter is funding and money. 

Naturally. Seems no one in DC can find the money to sustain the barebones healthcare offered by the government. I'm no accountant, though I came from a long line of accountants, but I have to wonder if anyone has checked the Tariff Shelf.

Oh yeah, that exists. I remember seeing a video, with tears in my eyes, of President Wallketchup explaining to reporters that there were billions of dollars on the aforementioned shelf, just waiting to be utilized. 

Here, see for yourself: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=2101493130622017

I understand the government can get spread thin, in terms of money, especially given the truckloads we give to manufacturers of tanks, armored vehicles and the other accoutrements of ground wars that will never be used. I can turn a light on in the upstairs bedroom using my iPhone. I have to believe our military genii can turns the internet, electricity and all manner of power off in every country across the globe.

Here's a thought: why not sell the huge jet the Qataris gifted to President Noncognitive and use the proceeds to benefit the citizens of America? $400 million dollars buys a lot of aspirin, x-rays and maternity care for people who can't afford it because they're still toiling for a minimum wage that hasn't changed since the 20th century.

Here's another thought: instead of tackifying the White House and erecting a ballroom on the former East Wing-- which nobody wanted or needed -- why not funnel the generous contributions from America's oligarchs into something more utilitarian for the people? Ask yourself this, how many everyday Americans will ever step foot in the new Marie Antoinette Wing of the White House, other than a momentary glimpse during a cheesy one hour tour?

"Mam, please remain behind the velvet rope, this area is for 1%ers only."

Then also ask yourself why isn't that money going to teachers, police, firefighters and former freelance copywriters now sustaining themselves on taxed Social Security checks? Didn't he promise to eliminate those taxes? Or are those monies needed to fund the maintenance and cleaning crew at Chez Mara Lago North?

Again, why are we not tapping into the Tariff Shelf? The money is there, right beside the dusty TrumpCare™ Plan.

Finally, I have to assume that an incredibly large amount of money was allocated for the purchase of Greenland, an incredibly large piece of land, as well as Panama and maybe even Azerbaijan. Since President Tigerelephantgiraffe is no longer having fever dreams about those Monopoly properties, why can't we repurpose those funds?

Being president is really not all that complicated. Any idiot could do this job.

Just not the one we have.