Wednesday, April 3, 2024

Today on Justice Richie


 I'm going to say it. I know many are feeling it, but I'm going to say it.

"I've lost faith in this fellow Jack Smith."

If our democracy rests on the wide and well read shoulders of this jurisprudent lion, then I fear we should be getting our passports ready. Because despite all their hype -- the same kind of hype that preceded Robert Mueller -- I'm not seeing the killer instinct. The unshakable strategy. The necessary fight-fire-with-fire cunning necessary to take down Bloaty McBloatyface.

In Florida, in the open and shut case of STOLLEN (sp) top secret documents, Trump has Judge Cannon wrapped around his tiny grubby fingers. She is an as-of-yet unpaid member of his defense team. And should he prevail in the 2024 election, this mental midget of a judge could very well be donning the robes of a Supreme Court justice.

That's how the game is played: Quid Pro Judge.

In DC, the Insurrection case that is equally a no brainer, the proceedings have ground to a halt because our ex-weasel of a president has managed to have the highest court on Planet Earth hear his claim of Total Immunity. The irony here is that if he succeeds, our current real president will have license (I would argue a duty) to go all Navalny on the twisted Bible salesman.

I'm sorry Jack, but you have come craps so far.

Given my druthers -- which rarely happens -- I would have Fani Willis working both cases. 

She brushed off the BS about her affair with the lead prosecutor, as if we all haven't engaged in some kind of work hanky panky. And, as a result, is even more determined than ever to press her case, complete with smoking gun audio ("I just need you to find me 11,780 votes") onto the docket.

Moreover, she took a different tact. One I wish Jack Smith had employed.

Instead of focusing her sole attention on our esteemed ex-pres/douchebag, she rounded up everyone in his cabal of Russian-fueled traitors. She drew up a massive RICO case. Knowing for one thing that she had the evidence. And for another that there is no honor among thieves or treason weasels.

Sure enough, not long after the indictments were handed out against 19 Co-Conspirators, they started yapping. And folding. And pleading not to be sent to big house and take the fall (like the hillbillies who stormed the Capitol) for the glory of a demented ketchup-thrower.

This was a brilliant move given that 18 of those conspirators didn't have the funds or the legal team to keep kicking the judicial can down then road.

If you ask me, and keep in mind I'm no criminal prosecutor I only play one in my mind and my hastily typo-riddled blog, Jack Smith should start naming names. Unseal those documents and charge:

Rudy Giuliani ("Trial By Combat")

John Eastman

Mark Meadows

Roger Stone

Marjorie Taylor Greene

Lauren Boebert

Lara Trump

Mo Brooks ("Kicking Ass and Taking Names")

...and many many more.

Personally, I don't care if I have to eat kale the rest of my life and cram 5 hours of cardio exercise into everyday of my obsessive existence, I am intent on living long enough to see some fucking accountability here!



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