The Story of Stormy

The year is 2123.

It's 10:40 AM

Mr. K's 11th Grade American History class is about to start. The students are still groggy from the previous night's festivities and misguided genital fumbling.

Mr. K: Let's open our books to page 138. We're going to look back at the country's 45th President, Donald J. Trump, who was the first president to be indicted on criminal charges in March 2023. Anybody recall the nature of his offenses?

(SILENCE)

Mr. K.: Anybody?...Yes, you Student 49J@#48

49J@#48: Didn't he get in trouble for something to do with a porn star?

SFX: Chairs scraping the floor as many of the boys in class have sprung to attention.

49J@#48: Wasn't her name Story Daniels?

Mr. K: Stormy. That's right. 

49J@#48: He paid her money so she wouldn't talk about him slipping her baloney pony...their sexual affair.

SFX: More chairs, more scraping.

Mr. K: Yes you, student 27%^93

27%^93: I remember her, my dad kept holograms of her "work" in his Confibulator. She was the biggest porn star of her time. 

Mr. K: Let's get back to the president...

27%^93:...She was in Pussy Sweat, Sexbots, Programmed for Pleasure and Porking with Pride 2.

Student 63#*749 chimes in from the back of the class.

63#*749: My dad had the whole Porking With Pride series. All the way up to Porking With Pride 47.

27%^93: Personally, I didn't think the later work in the Porking With Pride franchise held up to the early versions. 

87@1902: I agree with 27%^93, I'll be doing an internship at USC's film school in the fall and found the early Porking With Pride work had much more cinematic flair and production value.

63#*749: You gotta give a lot of the credit to Stormy. She broke new ground. I did a term paper on her last year: Stormy Daniels, She Saved Porn & She Saved America.

Mr. K is exasperated.

Mr. K: OK, we're gonna stream a video of the court proceedings...

63#*749: Is there any Porking With Pride?

Mr. K: No.

SFX: Students groaning