Hail to the Chief

President Biden's first hundred days in office will be marked on Friday, April 30. But since I don't post on RoundSeventeen on Fridays, I thought I'd dispense with the formalities and pass judgment prematurely. Go ahead and insert your own joke here.

The greatest achievement of POTUS 46 is the stunning speed with which he is cleaning up the clusterfucks of POTUS #45. As of this writing, more than 200 million vaccinations have gone into the arms of Americans to eradicate Covid. 

You know, that pandemic that started as a Democratic Hoax.

The morphed into "something that was worse than the plague, but I like to play it down." 

Then refused to "just disappear with the warm weather."

Then spread rapidly from coast to coast aided by a fuckknuckle president who politicized the idea of wearing a mask.

Then did not disappear a second time when people started taking hydroxychloroquine.

Nor did it disappear a third time when we were told "we're rounding a corner." The only corner we rounded was from the Second Wave into the Third Wave.

And then, finally, took the lives of close to 600,000 Americans who are now taking the bloody Trump-induced Dirt Nap.

As if that weren't enough, President Biden also bailed out millions of Americans who have been decimated by the failure of #45, with taxpayer money that would have otherwise gone into the greedy hands of heartless millionaires and billionaires.

And thanks to this lifesaving Keynesian move, jobs have started returning at a faster rate. GDP growth is up as well. And the stock market has risen close to 25% since the day Uncle Joe was freely and fairly elected.

Need more?

There's a $2 trillion Infrastructure bill waiting to be passed. Similar to a $2 trillion infrastructure bill proposed by Grandpa Ramblemouth. The difference? President Biden is making good on his word and fighting vigorously to move us into the 21st century, not playing golf, making spontaneous speeches at weddings and running his mouth under the chocolate waterfall. 

"Mmmmmm, chocolatey."

In short, I don't think we could've hoped for a better first 100 days. 

It's not just great having a new president, it's great having A President.