A little Q & A

If you've ever stepped foot in Trump World, as I often do to tangle with the troglodytes and Red Hat Neanderthals, you know there's something called Qanon.

Or Q.

Or just brainless miscreants who think they've got the whole thing figured out.

They don't.

In case you didn't know these are the same Mensas who cooked up the PizzaGate "scandal". Including wild tales of Hillary-inspired pedophilia that took place in the basement of the pizza parlor that doesn't even have a basement.

These people are architecturally-challenged.

Moreover they seem to be obsessed with pedophilia, child pornography and human trafficking. As if those were the worst attributes one could ever pin on a person. You know other than being a Trumpster.

Not only did I find myself facing off with a Qanon follower recently and all her WWG1WGA nonsense, last week the failing NY Times did an in-depth profile of these paint chip eaters. Among the more interesting tidbits was their numerical fascination (Nazis shared the same mental affliction) with the letter Q, which happens to be the 17th in the alphabet.

Naturally, as the author of R17 and as someone who has tried unsuccessfully to gain entry into the Illuminati and the Bilderbergs and the Free Masons and the Trilateral Commission, bells went off. I knew I had to sign up.

The application has been filled out and FEDEXED in.

The 4Chan profile has been assigned.

And the XXL Q T-shirt(s) are on their way to my Culver City Berghof.

Spike Lee had his Black KKKlansman. This will be my Quixotic Qanon Quest.

You may be wondering, "why?"

Why affiliate with certifiably insane glue huffers? Why pal around with jingoistic jack holes? Why insert yourself into an organization that makes the Klan look like the smart people in the room?

The answer, as all answers, can be found in the Godfather. When Don Corleone wisely tells his son Michael,

"Keep your friends close. And your enemies closer." Adding, "and your loony lobotomized political opponents even closer, because those people are fucking funny."