Not in this lifetime.

Last report from Tulum.

Well Mexico, despite the rabid dogs, the errant burning trash heaps and the unfinished structures, I appreciate the attempt at Eco-Tourism. I really do. But unless you put a Diaper Genie in the bathroom, my used TP is going down the toilet.

You rip me off for a scratched moped and I raise you a clogged sewer line.

Este es una cosa se llama, Karma.

Hasta luego.