Hello Jessica

I just received a Facebook Friend Request from Jessica Nevills.

I don't know Jessica, though apparently we have some mutual friends.

I'm trying to figure out how she came across my profile. More specifically, why she would want to be my Facebook friend.

Perhaps she stumbled onto Round Seventeen and took a shine to my business insights or my not so unbiased ramblings regarding the Middle East.

Maybe she's a fan of political satire and enjoys my occasional taunting of Kim Jung Un at http://kimjungfun.tumblr.com.

Or maybe, she just has a Daddy fetish and digs bald, fat Jewish guys who like to go swimming.

Yeah, that's what my wife thinks.