Here come da judge

I consider myself a fortunate man. I've never had a run-in with the law. And thankfully, never needed the services of a lawyer.

I almost had to evict a lazy tenant living in my condo a few years ago, but that worked itself out amicably. And there was an immediate family member threatening to drag my ass in to court over a few thousand dollars. That never reached litigation. (Though it still makes my blood boil to think about it.)

However if I ever found myself in need of a good lawyer, there's no way in the world I would reach out to an attorney named Binder. Or for that matter, Binder.

The truth is I wouldn't want my barrister to be sporting any type of head accessories,

with the possible exception of this one: