Mmmm chocolate eclair

Just took my one all-purpose wedding/funeral/bar mitzvah/C-level business meeting Brooks Brothers suit to the dry cleaners.

Which can only mean one thing ...well, actually from my description, it could mean several things, but in this case it's the upcoming Jewish High Holy Days.

That special time of the year when I get to rub elbows with 3,000 of my fellow tribesman, mumble a string of Hebrew words (which I can still surprisingly read), and heap praise upon the Almighty Pastry Maker of the Cosmos.

Pastry, you say?

I will let Patton Oswalt explain...

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