Ear poison

Sometimes I'll treat myself to lunch at the cafe inside the Westchester Bristol Farms. The store is located very close to Loyola Marymount.

As a result, I get to eavesdrop on some riveting college girl conversations...


"Like li ke li kelikelike, like l ike elikel" lik eli.

"Li?" kel ike.

"L ik elike. Likelikeli ke like like lik." el ikel.

"Lik!!!" eli ke.

"Like like like" li ke.

Likel, "I kel ikel ik."

"Likel ikelik elikel", ike like.

"Lik?" eli ke.

"Like, like." lik elikel ike.

"LIKE!!!!"

"OMG Christina, come sit with us, you have to hear this story."