Thursday, May 31, 2018

ORRIN, ORRIN. ORRIN, CAN YOU HEAR ME?

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("Sir, the Japanese already surrendered.") It's Thursday Thrashing. Letter #17. This one goes out to the ver...

HELLO ORRIN. ORRIN. CAN YOU HEAR ME, ORRIN?

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("Sir, the Japanese already surrendered.") It's Thursday Thrashing. Letter #17. This one goes out to the ver...
Wednesday, May 30, 2018

Confessions of a dog lover

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I love dogs. I really do. If I didn't I wouldn't have spent months combing the websites of local shelters looking to bring just...
Tuesday, May 29, 2018

That time we were filming on a porno set

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Today's post has a little bit of everything: celebrity-adjacency, pornography, self promotion and tangy lime chile sauce. It begins...
Monday, May 28, 2018

Exit through the Gift Shop

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You know me. I can be pretty damn resourceful. And persistent. And relentless to a fault. Last week, the interwebs were abuzz wit...
Thursday, May 24, 2018

The Ass in Sasse

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Thursday Thrashing Letter #15. Meet Senator Ben Sasse. A PhD from Yale as well as a degree from Harvard. Arguably the smartest man in...
Wednesday, May 23, 2018

Confronting the Donald Trump in Me.

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"We see in our nemesis the characteristics we most dislike in ourselves." That's not an actual quote, but I'm sure I...
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Tuesday, May 22, 2018

Are you high?

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Never in my life did I think that weed and work would meet at the corner of Invoice Blvd. and Paycheck Avenue. Let's back the VW bu...
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Monday, May 21, 2018

Worker Bees Available.

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I'm going to make you an offer you can't refuse. Summer is almost upon us. Which means my two daughters will also be upon us. ...
Thursday, May 17, 2018

The Ass in Barasso

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You've seen the face. Today, you will meet the man. Letter #15 in my Thursday Thrashing Series. -----------------------------...
Wednesday, May 16, 2018

All Aboard

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If you've turned on your TV lately, and I have because the NBA playoffs are in full swing, you might have noticed what I have noticed...
Tuesday, May 15, 2018

Let your freak flag fly

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I'll give you, the faithful readers of RoundSeventeen, fair warning. We are now officially in the home stretch. My oldest daughter ...
Monday, May 14, 2018

Blood Sweat & Toils

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The good news is: It's busy again. The bad news is: It's busy again. Don't get me wrong. This is not me complaining. Not i...
Thursday, May 10, 2018

Senator Cornholio

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You people kill me. Just when I think interest is fading in my continuing series of handwritten letters to all the Republican US Sena...
Wednesday, May 9, 2018

It's a Palace.

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I don't make a habit of doing restaurant reviews. And for a very good reason. If the food sucks I'm often too embarrassed to ad...
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Tuesday, May 8, 2018

On the costliness off bad timing

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For those of you that don't know, and after a cursory look at the demographics of RoundSeventeen readers, I'm gonna assume that...