It's Tuesday where you are, but it's still Saturday morning (when I write the week's blogs) for me and  the weekend can't...

Last week, I said the magic phrase to my wife, the words every woman wants to hear... "Happy 25th Anniversary." No, wait th...

By now you know I read a lot of love letters from AsiaDate.com I have well over 1000 in my inbox. To be honest, many of them start...

I'm not big on prognostications. Never had a stomach for folks who claim to know what's in store for the future. Most of them a...

Yesterday, I took the opportunity to delve a little deeper into my 23andMe report. If you haven't done this test that examines your...

Last week, former president George W. Bush offered a stinging rebuke of the current presidency. I haven't listened to it yet. To be ...

When it comes to AsiaDate.com women, I like the ones that get straight to the point. They don't dilly dally around with all kinds of ...

It's October and I've been watching a lot of baseball lately. This is only notable because I don't watch baseball any other...

I like cheese. The kind you can melt on a sandwich, making almost anything edible including liver, Jewish brisket and 3 day old tilapia...

"What a fucking moron." Somewhere a White House historian, charged with documenting the daily life and activities of the pre...

We're now on the fourth month of our Thursday AsiaDate Series. I usually have to read through a dozen or so letters before I find o...

When you self impose a regimen of near daily posting on Roundseventeen, as I have for the past 9 years, there are going to be days when...

Last week, I did a short gig at an ad agency office. This has become quite the rarity these days. Even though I'm quite the eye candy...

Last week, you might have seen this photo op of Precedent Shitgibbon tossing paper towels to the Puerto Rican proletariat. As one of my ...

Fellas, how many times has this happened to you? You come across The One. The Perfect One. Your soulmate. Not just for this li...

Unlike the narcissist in the White House, I am very self aware. I know people come to Roundseventeen to watch me bloviate about the dem...

It goes without saying that I'm one of those cranky old creatives who says, "Advertising was better in the old days." And...

Hundreds of faithful Roundseventeen readers...er... OK, dozens of faithful Roundseventeen readers... Alright, the truth is no one but...

When women throw themselves at you, as they have my entire life, it tends to get a little old. The fawning. The flattery. The endle...

Several weeks ago it dawned on me that the house would soon be empty again. My youngest daughter would have returned to Boulder where she...