tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3958990354598975042.post2365694335126632961..comments2024-03-29T04:18:50.465-07:00Comments on Round Seventeen: Ink DifferentRich Siegelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863451214232651917noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3958990354598975042.post-29785026972318700902011-11-29T06:25:27.258-08:002011-11-29T06:25:27.258-08:00I am a firm believer that only 4 sorts of tattoos ...I am a firm believer that only 4 sorts of tattoos should be permissable.<br /><br />1. "Mom" on the meaty part of your shoulder.<br /><br />2. An anchor on the topside of your forearm. (Where Popeye had his.)<br /><br />3. A hula girl in a bikini on the inside of your forearm that you can make dance by flexing.<br /><br />4. Tears from your right eye, each tear indicating a person you've murdered.<br /><br />Anything else is gross and hipster regardless of color.george tannenbaumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10974259094860905139noreply@blogger.com