Thursday, July 20, 2017

Holy Moly

Today, in the continuing series of adventures I give you the MOST amazing letter I have ever seen on the site.

Most of the letters, with their computer-generated broken English and saccharine-sweet flirtation sound alike.

"I have seen your profile. And you are most amazing man. I would like to spend the rest of my life traveling with you and wrapping my arms around your warm body. And then we will make fondue. Won't you be my partner?"

Yeah, yeah, sure.

And then there is LinLin. An aspiring novelist with a flair for the written word. Linlin is literally the James Joyce of Internet Mail Order Bride fleecing.

I am still trying to digest this, which comes to you in three glorious parts.

1 comment:

george tannenbaum said...

Rich, I know you don't like Hemingway, but this all reminds me of a quotation from him:

“Never delay kissing a pretty girl or opening a bottle of whiskey.”
— Ernest Hemingway

Go for it, dude.