Wednesday, November 4, 2015

Not about cock


I know some of you come here for a semi-daily dose of what passes for humor.

And others have stumbled upon this site because I once made the mistake of writing a blog about Filthy Cock Soap (a real thing found in Maui) and now thousands of pervs are sent here due to some algorithmic detour.

But today, I'm tackling a different subject.

You see lately millions of people from Timbuktu to Toledo, Ohio are ready to blame Israelis/Jews -- I use the term interchangeably because Islamic terrorists and many so-called Moderate Muslims don't bother to make the distinction -- for once again beating down, persecuting and murdering poor Palestinians.

This in itself is not news as people, non-Jews, have been blaming my people, Jews, for anything and everything that makes their lives difficult for the past 5,000 years.

Financial Collapse? That was Glen Steinberg's fault.

Complete Moral Decay? That was Peter Feldman's fault.

Earthquake, Tsunami or typhoon? You should take a good look at Stu Goldman.

Now it seems, crafty Jews are mastering a new plot.

Everyday citizens of Haifa, Tel Aviv and Jerusalem are purposely running into the pointy end of kitchen knives held by innocent, peace-loving Palestinians, who perhaps were trimming the fat from their goat meat or widdling wooden duck decoys while riding the bus.

And why are these deceitful Israelis intentionally impaling themselves on unsheathed knives and turning the streets into a bloody mess? So they can justify the inordinate use of force by the Police or IDF and subdue these unimpeachable Palestinians who just happen to be wielding 18 inch razor sharp scimitars.

That's some clever shit. But what do you expect from the same people that gave the world Moses, Jesus, Einstein and Shecky Greene?

At the crux of this matter is the ongoing dispute regarding Al-Aqsa Mosque, the 5th or 6th holiest site in all of Islam. I can't be sure of the ranking, I have to double check the most updated list of Islamic Holy Sites. Suffice to say, it's up there.

The faithful believe that religious Jews are encroaching on the area and want to pray there. Of course, the Israeli government has not allowed, that nor intends to allow, that for fear that it may upset the local mullahs. They don't want the mosque to be "sullied or tainted by the presence of dirty Jews" -- those are Palestinian words not mine.

Shocking isn't it? Particularly in light of legendary Muslim hospitality.

In 2012, Sheik Abdul Aziz bin Abdullah, the Grand Mufti in Saudi Arabia claimed it is "necessary to destroy all churches in the region because Mohammed (the Merciful One) declared there are not to be two religions on the Arabian Peninsula."

Much less three.

Tell me again about Apartheid states in the Middle East.

Soon the UN will condemn Israel for the disproportionate use of force.

Billions of dollars in aid will be sent to the Palestinians.

And the world will once again be duped by the same Neanderthal cultural narrative that gives us honor killing, tosses gay people from rooftops and criminalizes woman for daring to be raped.








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