Thursday, July 16, 2015

Payback is rich.

I have far exceeded my word count this week and apologize if I've overstayed my welcome.

To make up for it, today's post will be short.

Weeks ago, my buddies over at Adweak took the opportunity to poke fun at me and my status as America's second oldest freelance copywriter.

You'd think that would have satiated the cruel, sophomoric bastards, but it didn't.

Because now they're using the bloated caricature of me in many of their juvenile cartoons.

They even gave me a choice of wardrobe selections, which I now present for your amusement.

Laugh it up boys, but remember this is not a sprint, it's a marathon. I'm built for longevity and I have the memory of an elephant, an angry, mustachioed bald elephant.

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