Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Obedient Wives Club


I have made no secret about my antipathy towards radical Islamism.
I'm not part of the "co-exist" crowd.
And suspect I never will be.
I just don't see the wisdom of being tolerant of the intolerant.

On the other hand I like to think of myself as open-minded, willing to listen to new ideas and entertain new possibilities.

Yesterday an old college friend sent me a news clipping about the Obedient Wives Club opening up a branch office in London. One does not simply ignore a moniker like that, so naturally I did a little research.
Turns out the OWC is the brainchild of Rohaya Mohammed who claims that in order to avoid marital problems women should act like a "first-class whore" in bed.

(This is where I take issue with extremists. Mr. Mohammed could have said 'prostitute' or 'hooker' or even the more discerning 'working girl' but instead he went with 'whore', which is probably why so many woman's rights group in Malaysia got upset. Muslim extremists have a lot to learn about PR.)

But let's not get sidetracked here because Rohaya makes some excellent points.

Not only does he claim women should act "dirty", he advocates unlimited simultaneous polygamy. In other words, the wife should bring her equally dirty friends to bed with her to "worship" her man. Of course this all goes hand in hand with the understanding that a wife should be obedient, submissive and above all, quiet.

Now you've perked up my infidel ears.

These people might not get far flying planes into buildings, detonating suicide vests or bludgeoning Israeli children to death with the butt of a rifle, but they might have stumbled unto something with this Obedient Wives Club. This could, in advertising parlance, go viral.

But just before I went to zappos.com to order my wife a pair of red thigh high stiletto boots and a matching leather mini-skirt, I discovered the OWC has published a manual entitled, "Islamic Sex: Fighting Jews to Return Islamic Sex to the World."

Really Rohaya?
Way to cock-block a guy.

You blame us Jews -- I'm sorry, sons of Pigs and Apes -- for every malady in the world: colonialism, capitalism, communism, famine, war, hunger, and illiteracy. Now it's our fault that your wife won't put on the blond wig and lick hot fudge off your swarthy nipples?

Like I said, Muslim extremists have a lot to learn about PR.

4 comments:

Robert Moss said...

Rich, You greatly exaggerate by saying, "... he advocates unlimited simultaneous polygamy. In other words, the wife should bring her equally dirty friends to bed with her to 'worship' her man."

This is not what the Obedient Wives Club champions; simultaneous polygamy is simultaneous sex with multiple wives. There is a difference.

glasgowdick said...

You're splitting hairs, Robert.

The point is, if a Muslim man isn't being satisfied it's your fault. And it's my fault. Or as they say in Tehran, "Put down that Viagra and pick up an RPG."

Robert Moss said...

Az di ken nit tantsen, zogt zi az di klezmorim kenen nit shpilen.

Only it applies to the Club's men and not their wives.

laurenne said...

What's with all the grudges STILL? It seems like it's time to get along now and put down the damn suicide vests.

Incidentally, I have "Islamic Sex: Fighting Jews to Return Islamic Sex to the World" on my Kindle.
Slower read than I would have thought.